Like I told the girl scouts I ordered mine from the other day- ‘I wouldn’t suck dick for these. But I would consider it.’

In light of my recent attendance of a Three Stooges film festival.Which, if you get the chance, you should all try to catch at least once in your lives since the Stooges really are among those who SHOULD be seen on the big screen. I had a great night and in the afterglow of my good time here’s one of [...]

Let me get this off my chest- I hate Grant Morrison, not that I wish him harm or that I think he’s an untalented hack, it’s just that I fucking HATE HIM. Why? Simple. The bastard can talk me into any book he writes. I’ve been reading comics since around 92-93 and in that time my tastes have naturally grown [...]

Hey everyone! Many apologies are to be given for the recent bout of radio silence on my end. What can I say? I’ve had a touch of the ‘can’tfuckingdecidewhattowrite’ blues. (and I’ve just been “waytoofreakingbusydoingweirdstufflikegrowinggrassinmystupidlawn” -Wug ) As it is I’m still not complete on any one column idea as of yet, however I don’t want to leave you hanging [...]

Alright due to my having a bastard head cold from the equally if not more so a bastard storm yesterday I’m going to try to make this short and sweet. Fanboys have alot to process today in light of the major announcement from DC comics. Or rather the news. Obviously I speak of Barry Allen’s (aka the Flash) return to [...]