The same yet different. Comparing Transformers 2 to G.I. Joe

November 16, 2009 in Kyle's Untitled Column

You’ve been to wal-mart lately, admit it. What have you seen? Toy aisle specifically (don’t claim you don’t go there- you ARE reading THIS), well aside from DC Universe figures that AREN’T Wave 10 (save that rant for later) you’ve found yourself surrounded by toys for Transformers 2 and G.I. Joe- the movie, although less so with JOE. Transformers damn [...]

A Hero Today?

May 24, 2009 in A Column of the Internet.

Yesterday my kids wanted to watch a movie. My eldest son went down stairs and brought up a couple that he wanted to “run past me” and see if we could watch. The first was “Superman Returns” from a couple years ago. I’m not really a huge fan of the film. That is another post for another time, but let’s [...]

Random Babbling

May 19, 2009 in A Column of the Internet.

Nothing new going on for a while. There has been some Marvel casting news for the upcoming Thor movie. Two unknowns will play Thor and Loki. Whoop dee doo! Not much to talk about really. The US Economy still sucks. I have been busy at my job, which I guess is good. School is wrapping up for my kids, meaning [...]

Epic gift

April 29, 2009 in Columns, Kyle's Untitled Column

Apologies all around. I’ve been, to say the least, a lazy fucker about posting. Chalk it up to a variety of things, least of which being a twitchy net connection and a bad case of the flu. Either way I return this evening NOT to spread the completely unimportan opinions of my own tight bottomed self (I ride a bike [...]

so, are you married? Or happy?

March 29, 2009 in Columns, Kyle's Untitled Column, Movies, Random NEWS of some sort

Heads up people, whether we want one or not and we don’t, sooner than it ever should be we the cineplexes will have new film- The Three Stooges, by whom? The fucking Farrelly Bros. Shit yourself yet? Hope you had a big fucking meal since we have some more bad news, they’ve already picked the , ugh, ‘new’ stooges: Sean [...]

Now tell me- WHY THE SWEET HELL IS THERE NOT A GREEN LANTERN VIDEO GAME OUT THERE?

March 18, 2009 in Kyle's Untitled Column

I mean fucking seriously? Today, as I was wiling away the hours at what I like to call my ‘eight hour inconvenience’ (also known as ‘work’) I was bullshiting with a co-worker who shares both my love of comics along with my love of video games. The conversation centered mainly on the Marvel Alliance games and the hopes that later [...]

Episode IV: WE Watch the Watchmen…

March 13, 2009 in Columns, Movies, Revenge of the SHIT, Toys and Action Figures

Episode IV: WE Watch the Watchmen… It’s a BAD time to be Alan Moore… This week brings the release of Watchmen, the movie based upon the classic comic series from the mid-80′s… as astounding as it is that the movie was finally made, I’m even more astounded by the sheer amount of merchandise! Pins, buttons, shirts, posters, tie-in DVD’s, Halloween [...]

Episode III: Jason Hewitt Voorhees?

February 25, 2009 in Columns, Revenge of the SHIT

Episode III: Jason Hewitt Voorhees? So, yeah, that new F13 flick out now …went to see it this past Monday,and while I did enjoy some parts of it, I felt …unimpressed? upon leaving the theater. This felt like another chapter in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre films.  Replace Jason with Leatherface, and Camp Blood with the Hewitt house, and they’re interchangeable.  [...]

Unfunny Comix 35

February 19, 2009 in Columns, Unfunny Comix

The latest comic!

Just give me my rings and no one gets hurt.

February 16, 2009 in Columns, Kyle's Untitled Column

Let me tell you something, ever since I was about 12 years old I’ve wanted a damn Green Lantern ring. See about that time DC was doing the mid-90′s overhaul of all their core characters (or to be more precise- ‘any event will work’) and they went and made Hal go batshit crazy and thereby making Kyle Rayner the new [...]