He’s a peeping-Tom too, judging by this video:
Now in the Yeti’s defense, the Polish bird in this video does have a nice bod.
Wait – Yeti’s live waaaaaaaaay up north in the Himalayas!
This is technically a Polish Bigfoot.
Or Polish Sasquatch, if one prefers.
G.D. Strauff is the pen name of an upright, omnivorous hominid. Inhabiting the central New York region, he has been sighted foraging for comics, movies, monster legends and the occasional action figure which he decorates his cave with. A shy beast, he likes dinosaurs, bats, sharks and other nerdy things… 
